haha just felt like putin up this thread, cause who doesnt like birthdays?

mines is/was april 7th. whens yours?

now thats funny

good to see that everyone has a sense of humor lets see...

your so fat, that they use your belt to measure the Earth's equator.

The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month.

You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.

Your so big, you play hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Your so fat you fart out hurricanes.

man thanks matt for coming out with this i was about to ask why not a lot of people come into the chat room but now i see why. this is g-whiz btw. but ya i mean i wish more people would come in the chat room cause its a great way to make friends. ive made guy and girl friends on there and have fun too. i see a lot cool people here in the forum and think that "hey theyd love the chatroom" but the creeps keep most people from coming.it kinda gets me mad, but unfortunetly their probably reading this and blowing it off.

i went to arbys for the first time in 10 years yesterday. it wasnt bad but ya it is kinda expensive lol.

you gotta love em! ive seen plenty good ones on here. who do you guys think has the best? on here or any where else.

haha nice comeback!

thats cool. i cant wait!