So i think I discovered a C&M alternative, that been right in front of me my whole life.... Rootbeer and vanilla Ice Cream! So after you load up a glass full of ice cream, you start pouring your rootbeer into the cup and almost immediately it fills with (Head) foam.... So instead of stopping the pour, keep pouring, and start swallowing the foam as it reaches the top... I managed a half a liter bottle of mug this way, swallowing so much air that I felt like i was going to burst. I was visibly bigger too, and it only took a few minutes- was delicious, and painless!

Let me know if anyone has done it this way, or your results from trying!

If this is against the rules i will be back to remove it.

Soooo... It wont work directly, and as a matter of fact, will probably have an opposite effect for a while, but if you are patient, theres a way to gain tons of weight in very little time. So i do not recommend this at all, dont try it at home etc... Im not liable if ur stupid enough to do it...
This is purely Anecdotal information.

Whoever the intended gainer is, yourself, or another- we will assume you for now... You have to start using two drugs. Speed, and Marijuana.

Heres how it works...

Speed, or Ice etc... Is an apetite suppressant. It will slow your bowel functions, and will let you go for days without food. Weightloss is fast.... You have now tricked your body into thinking food is scarce...

To counter this effect, you smoke some good herb... Indica is a good choice... The ice will amplify the effects of the herb, so go easy on it at first.

After a few weeks, you will slowly start eating as your body gets used to food again, and after a few more weeks, the speed will no longer have any effect on your appetite.

Now you start snacking- you will notice that no matter what u do, u are hungry all the time. Grazing will become subconscious, and no amount of ice will keep you from wanting food.

The Herb will keep you hungry too- you can now start conditioning food into other activities, such as sex, whether alone or with a partner and if done right, after 6 months, any weight lost, will pile back on, and double in even less time. Be warned: there is no going back from this state of gaining. Your metabolism will esentially be disabled permanently. Also your teeth will fall out like loose gravel, you will probably lose all friends and family, and you will definately lose your job if u had one to start with. But you will be huge in no time.

So if you havent heard of this, it is as far as i know, about the best bang for your buck...

Jack In The Box

6$ Midnight Munchie Meal.

Regular fries
Curly fries
A Specialty Burger
2 Tacos
Fountain Soda

So heres what I had for Dinner in the Last 3 Hours....

Here in Oregon, it is Legal to have the munchies, so I couldnt decide what I wanted-
I Started at McDonalds for a Double Fillet o fish and MnM McFlurry, and then immediately hit Carls Jr. For 2 Double Sliders... They were good but still not what I was Looking for. Next I stopped at Safeway for a NOS Energy Drink, and ended up getting a Piece of cake too. As soon as I got to my Car I guzzled the NOS, and Ate my piece of Cake, and then saw Jack In The Box across the street. I wanted Tacos- so after waiting for 10 minutes in the drivethru, I got to order, so I got the Above Listed Munchie Box. It was the Sriracha Curly Fry Burger Box. I am super stuffed now still Nursing on my last Taco-

Anyway, 6$ Munchie Meal... Just Sayin'....

I would like to meet a ->Female-< that would like to spend some time appreciating each others Fat Body through Video Chat-
No strings attached, no meeting IRL- just chatting and eating and... Whatever else- maybe even some role playing-

Bigger Girls and Age 18-40 years old preferably-

I guess i forgot a couple important things... First of all... Hair, no matter how clean you are, traps bacteria, then you get unpleasant odors and such- i recommend you shave... Everything.... Not your head obviously, but from the neck down... And im not talking just one, but Both of You- Arms, Legs, genitals- seriously it makes all the difference having all hair shaved smooth- add some (not the cheap stuff) Baby Oil- and really enjoy the feeling of having nothing between skin-

I use a Braun Foil shaver... Its amazing how close it gets, and how easy it is- my wife uses a disposable Bic Razor which works great but regularly draws blood- and you can help each other shave- use it as foreplay-

And I understand that it seems like a lot of work, especially as a daily thing, but the 30-60 minutes i spend shaving every day is very much worth it knowing how awesome sex becomes when you do it...

Im around 350- my wife is 6 inches taller than me, but shes also around 350- we Bone Daily, sometimes twice, usually around an hour to an hour and a half- we start out laying next to each other, her on her back, and I lay on my side- we usually play with each other until one of us cant wait anymore, at which point the Hornier of us goes first, if she gets on top, she can ride like a porn star- its crazy, fat flying everywhere- and about 20 minutes of this, we trade places, she lays on her back, legs in the air, and as long as theres a fan going, neither of us have any problem getting off, sometimes twice- we are quite athletic during our intimate time, resulting in both of us very exhausted afterwards- the only issue we ever have is if i get too hot, i deflate like a baloon animal that was poorly tied- so we keep the fan going for sure-

The moral of the story, just do what works, but dont be afraid to be adventurous- i beleive that whether you are Fat or skinny, if you arent worn out by the time you are "done"- then you didnt do it right...

Also- while you are sharing intimate time, dont be afraid to aknowledge the obvious... If your hands arent trying to hold your body steady while hes doing his thing, they should be all over him- legs, belly, boobs, llightly pinch his nipples, grab some belly and pull him into you harder- Play with his fat! And likewise, if he isnt using your belly to pull himself deeper into you, show his hands where to go, dont deny your fatness, its there, take advantage of it, after all, our skin is our largest sex organ... Love handles are called that for a reason...

I recently hurt my hand pretty badly, couldnt even touch it wiithout wanting to chop it- but after 2 days of self abstinence, i couldnt take it anymore- I had to have some releif- so heres what I did-

In the shower, i tried various ways to stand to use lefty, but nothing worked, so i ended up on my knees with the water at my back, and a nice blob of TréSemme Conditioner between my legs-

Then i leaned forwards and backwards, a few inches at a time sliding myself between my Fat Belly and Thighs, and with no more effort than when my Wife and I are Boning, I ended up having one of the strongest Orgasms ever- No Hands~

My wife and i usually do it twice a day for an hour at a time, but i still enjoy myself twice a day as well- so its fun having different ways to take care of business-

Actually, with chrons, Authentic Mexican food should be fine- emphasis on the Authentic part...

Avoid:
Celery
Corn or popcorn
Beans of any kind with skin or shell
Cabbage
Chocolate
Processed meats
Anything high in MSG.
Ramen and Cup noodles

All of these things either have a hard time digesting, or don't at all.

Instant mashed potatoes are the cheapest and easiest way to have a good stuffing without the pain... Any flavor!

Good Luck!