Just whipped this up, i was practically scraping the bottom of the glass to get every last drop I could:

1 pint milk
1/2 cup black cherry chocolate chunk ice cream (microwave until melted and warm, this’ll help warm the entire thing up and make it easier to chug)
2 tbsp cool whip
3/4 cup French vanilla coffee creamer

Should be around 900-905 calories, not too much, but whatever. The vanilla creamer and cool whip compliments the cherry ice cream really well and it tastes delicious