Recently a couple of my high school friends decided to hold a football (soccer for my American friends) hangout , the thing is I hadn’t seen them in about 3 years , 3 years ago I was a completely different person, for starters I was in my high school football team for a couple of years then , I weighed about 90 or so pounds less 3 years ago and was a pretty frequent gym goer , so imagine their surprise when I show up to the hangout in my only fitting football jersey that’s still kinda tight on me , it was a mini pitch as well since it was 6v6 football and I was panting , sweating my ass off and just getting winded doing that for a couple of minutes when I could do this for hours before , eventually they noticed I was struggling and put me as the designated role every fat kid gets when playing football with their friends, I just got put as goalkeeper 💀
After the hangout some of them were concerned enough with my weight gain that they literally came up to me and asked whether I wanted to join the gym together with them and they could help me drop this weight and be gym partners yada yada, little did they know i gained weight on purpose ; )

When all your tshirts keep riding up slightly when u get up and sit down