I need to be fed until I can't fit into my clothes tomorrow, so I can stay home all day eating.

I just want to eat and get fat enough that I get stuck in my front door when I try to leave the house. Is that so wrong?

I have a bag of peanut butter cups and no one to feed them to me! Better start in on them if I want to break this chair...

I think you can tell you're getting fat when your shirts start to get really tight around your chest. Also your mouth is full of donuts.

I just want to eat donuts until I can't move or until my buttons pop or both. Is that so wrong?

Mood: Wishing I was stuffed so full that I couldn't move, and my clothes wouldn't fit.

I need a feeder to encourage me and make me fatter and fatter, so my buttons pop and my seams burst.

Having one of those nights where I wish I was at least 500 pounds or more. I need to eat more!

Feeling extra fat tonight...belly is very heavy and full and I feel like I swallowed a beach ball.

I have been on an eating binge all day, and I seriously feel like I swallowed a beach ball.

Ever have one of those days where you think, "I wish I woke up about 100 pounds fatter?"

To eat the ice cream or not to eat the ice cream...that is the question...

I just polished off a pint of ice cream and six chocolate donuts...I feel like I'm going to blow up. Someone roll me to the couch!!

Have been eating non-stop all night, and my pajamas are soooooooo tight. I feel like one wrong move, and I'm going to explode right through them. Maybe just a couple more spoonfuls of marshmallow fluff..,

I feel like I'm getting fatter every day now. My love handles have vecome more prominent, and push my pants down. Not to mention the wobbling when I walk.

I am so stuffed I cannot move...I might need to be rolled to bed. That's if I can even stand up...!

Have a doctor appointment this week. Looking forward to being asked why I've put on weight, and being told I'm fat!

So full...so of course it's time for some mentos and coke!

Anyone else wish they would wake up in the morning only to find they were 100 pounds heavier?