Six months comparison proves my efforts are paying off! Look at that belly apron hang! I sit around avoiding any exercise so I get both fatter and sloppier, hanging lard. Good plan, right?
I sit around eating at my desk all day but I bet no one would guess, right? Comment below if you'd guess I could eat a whole chicken for lunch. (Had to blur out background, sorry).
My cousin said I look like a side of pork! So here is the right side of my midsection! Slowly trying to turn into a sea of blubber. Tease me in comments, please!
Got new fat lady panties. I got too fat for the last ones I bought. I have room in these at the hips to get wider, but you see, my waist is already tight. Please tease me in comments