Was reading the reviews of the Fat Michelangelo's David statue on Walmart.com. This guy bought one, and his wife was like, "Get that thing out of the front yard!" She doesn't appreciate art or beauty.
I realized that I don't need to electrify my Fat Michelangelo's David statues to keep ppl from stealing them; I just need to keep them covered in oil. Home security solutions have never been this fun!
Farleysmom
8 years
Thanks. I'm just going to apply at Hy-Vee again and again and again. Eventually, they'll get it. I WANT to work there. I would enjoy the face-to-face social interaction with customers, unlike the sullen teenagers who always get hired instead of me despite not knowing how to smile.
Always remember to put a fitted sheet on your bed BEFORE you make a BHM immobile on it!
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