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Farleysmom
7 years
I realized that I don't need to electrify my Fat Michelangelo's David statues to keep ppl from stealing them; I just need to keep them covered in oil. Home security solutions have never been this fun!
Boundandfeed
7 years
You have been busy today.
Farleysmom
7 years
Thanks. I'm just going to apply at Hy-Vee again and again and again. Eventually, they'll get it. I WANT to work there. I would enjoy the face-to-face social interaction with customers, unlike the sullen teenagers who always get hired instead of me despite not knowing how to smile.
Farleysmom
8 years
First top.less picture. Happy Independence Day!
Farleysmom
8 years
Sorry it's a little blurry. I've had a LOT of caffeine. Probably no one is surprised by that. LOL
Farleysmom
8 years
Thanks!
Farleysmom
8 years
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The Muffin King
8 years
so beautiful and stunning
Farleysmom
8 years
Thank you!
The Muffin King
8 years
very welcome and id love to chat with you sometime
Farleysmom
8 years
Always remember to put a fitted sheet on your bed BEFORE you make a BHM immobile on it!
FatOpie
8 years
😍😍😍😍🐖🐖🐖🐖
Ccwolf60
8 years
Put you on work release 
Ccwolf60
8 years
Work release in the prison Kitchen
Farleysmom
8 years
Lol
Farleysmom
8 years
If you have a pet, watch the video "Keeping Dogs Safe and Cool During Hot Holidays" on Fox News.com, this is vital safety information for pet guardians and definitely not country or holiday-specific. You will have to click on and watch the Arkansas club shooting video and the video about how ISIS is using consumer drones for terrorism to view the pet safety video. Be aware that your pet is more heat sensitive if he or she is snub-snout.ed like bulldogs, pugs, Persian and Himalayan cats, etc. Have a safe and happy 4th of July and Canada Day, definitely enjoy the barbecue! 
Farleysmom
8 years
I am not a big fan of alcohol. My first time with a BHM was July 6th, 2015. (Two days after our Independence Day in the US.) I will never forget that this happened 2 days after the 4th of July, because the BHM--a bibliophile who was so smart it would blow your mind--had a huge gash on his forehead from drunkenly face-planting in a parking lot on the 4th of July. It's not always as fun as Comedy Central's "Drunk History" when smart ppl get drunk. Remember, friends don't let friends drive drunk.
