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Tyuiop
11 years
Pro-fat in California? That's what I call progress.
Tyuiop
11 years
Yeah... you want to gain weight. You've said it 20 times already. We get it.
Tyuiop
11 years
For all intents and purposes, we're just going to focus on the things that keep the war going. I understand that it wouldn't work on in the real world.
Tyuiop
11 years
A fatty in combat boots? Now you're talking! 
Tyuiop
11 years
Being fat is better for the economy. Larger hunger leads to weight gain which leads to larger clothes and so on. Come on ladies, help do you part to repair the economy 
Tyuiop
11 years
Cheese cake can be a nuke 
Tyuiop
11 years
Yes. Cake is like our tank. They're big and heavy and do the most damage... to a waist line
Tyuiop
11 years
Years ago she would have been playing the fat friend who might get a snarky line here and there. Today she's stealing the movie when she's not already in the lead role.
Tyuiop
11 years
Slowly yes. I think Melissa McCarthy is proof of that.
Tyuiop
11 years
I've been training my troops for this war. No guns needed! Just wave after wave of stuffed women ready to pop their buttons
Tyuiop
11 years
Dual silliness is awesome, and an important factor that I look for in women, but all it takes is for one person to get confused and the whole joke falls apart
Tyuiop
11 years
Then how will we change the world? No one thinks I mean an a literal fist fight, right?
Tyuiop
11 years
Did this have anything to do with my idea of fighting for fat acceptance? Because I am lost as well.
Tyuiop
11 years
This is a war that I believe in
Tyuiop
11 years
Do you have any before photos?
Tyuiop
11 years
A very long time but I'm willing to fight the good fight. I'll do my part. Let me take you to some buffet's
Tyuiop
11 years
It'll be way too difficult to change society's view on beauty since there are so many studies saying how being obese is bad for your health.
Tyuiop
11 years
Is there any chance that I can steal you back?
Tyuiop
11 years
Hello Haven
Tyuiop
11 years
@Noelle It is hard to believe that anything you could do wouldn't be considered sexy
