If you like Jersey shore you will love Jerseylicious

Hahaha yepp wooohooo go the pies !! we won by 3 points

YESSSS My football team won and now we are in the grand final AGAIN woop woopp

This vodka tastes so sweet in and around my mouth

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Hahah thats the third time he posted it

I am seriously considering going to the shops to buy some vodka to drink alone hahah.. is that sad

Hahah its ok Maximum my hero came up with a sneaky idea to get my mum to take me haha

I AM STARVING :'( I want ..scrap that.. need KFC ..goddamn I need my licence

Normal is so over rated

OMG London !!!! those are exactly the type of clothes I wear clubbing.. thankyou SO much xx

Hahaha yeah clubbing is the best and williams they do have heaps of plus size clothes here just not the type I wear ie. tight and short haha

Aww thanks haha and yeah I love it just not loving the clothes choices haha and of course fat girls go clubbing Hinden

It is like it turns me on that I cant fit anything but it makes me really sad that now I have nothing to go clubbing in

I went shopping for dresses today and couldnt find anything to fit and now I am le sad

Well you could be sitting at that cafe sipping coffee with me hahaha

Hahaha now thats multitasking

I would have back aches over bee stings haaaha

A NIPPLE hahaha

What makes a lump of flesh so attractive ?