Would change the labels, put large size labels on smaller clothes.

I'd love to have a clothes shop.

A few pints, then a kebab for me.

Just as well I don't have a tv.

Sounds great ratherroundbelly. No skimping on dinner now.

Beer time

Good evening

Looks very cute when your belly sticks out so far.

Just the one slice too many?

"nurse, we have a proper fatty in today, can you bring me the heavy duty callipers please"

Needing to call the nurse in to bring in the bigger set of callipers.

Getting her little callipers out to see how many inches of fat you have,

She is just maintaining an air of professionalism. I bet she loves seeing your belly, telling you to jump on the scales, feeling how soft you are.

Gosh, I'd love to be your Dr softly. You'd be in my surgery for hours

softly, what a damn cheek those Dr's have.

I love it when I go to the Dr's and she asks me to hop on the scales, then proceeds to tell me what a pudding I am. I go every week now.

pffft! Doctors, what do they know.

oh Jamanda, I hope you are not trying to hard to not get any bigger.

stillnoname, you are more then good enough no matter how you fill out your jeans.

Night out showing off your curves then softly