My birthday is off to a great start! Didn't even realize I was 32 until, like, 2:30 a.m. Iowa time, was having so much fun talking to BHM! Younger 31-year-old guy couldn't stay awake for my entire bra rant. LOL! I don't feel any different.

Sorry I talk about space travel so much. "Spacey Stacy" they call me, when I'm wearing a Millenium Falcon T-shirt and showing them my pinup draw ing of a BHM with a tattoo based on the cover illus t ration from "Red Mars" by Kim Stanley Robinson.

Have idea. Need Danish flag men's underwear, American size 3XL or Danish size 5XL.

Number of people who recently viewed my profile now equal to my I.Q. Pretty impressive for someone who attempted remove scalding water from my arm by licking it earlier this week. I really, seriously did that.

Got rid of annoying young people using the magic of good music; am now listening to "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra with the volume turned down to 5.

Personals: Fat Re.ese Witherspoon lookalike with Julia Roberts smile seeks clean dinner plate....

Now I need to think of something stupid to do to draw attention away from the first stupid thing I did. I think I'll get drunk and try to catch the family of raccoons in my chimney.

Dammit! Sorry!

Farley needs an outlet for his hyperactivity. I want to have him do dog bodybuilding. He will love it, it will seem like play to him. Most of the dogs on the website are pitbulls; as far as I know, I am the only person planning to teach bodybuilding to a pug. Pugs are genetically prone to becoming obese; people are already shocked at how fit Farley is at 3; will really enjoy shocking the sh*t out of people walking a ripped, muscular pug when I'm fat. LOL.

Monday will be my birthday. I'm not going to get what I really want--a train full of BHMS.

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Get rid of your kink?

Young people were playing what seriously sounded like carnival music in the parking lot. I opened my window and am now blasting "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard with the volume turned up to 9. Those little f--kers are going to get classic rock, Sam and Dave, Ray Charles, REALLY old bluegrass...