I very much doubt people would be so rude as to mention in your day to day life. Maybe I think this because I'm English and we don't do that sort of thing here.

yawn, bosses throwing their weight around because their employees don't like them. Some people don't grow up.

That depends. Does it achieve this purpose with any respectable rate of success?

Messaging people you don't know really is an atrocious means of talking to females.

aint gonna go to work no moooooooore

you could always try a video. Extend yourself into a new medium for artistic purposes etc.

spin the camera 180 and pretend.

Upside down like a bat.

The average person thinks they're more intelligent than average.