Pretty funny how you stop talking to me when the food talk stops. Sometimes we are more than just human garbage disposals

Love nights where I can't stop eating

So ready to eat until hurts

Damn I see how it is

Can't stop eating. I'm so full but I keep grabbing more food shovel down my throat

Damn getting in my feelings more and more

Another holiday season another year alone

So tired of this plateau

Why do I even try? You just see me as another belly

Do I want to drink my other half gallon of eggnog now or later?

Just never enough for you. Always a disappointment

Eating thousands of calories right before bed is my favorite hobby

I need to get a funnel

Can't wait to find a feeder that wants to give me belly rubs after a feeding

Went home sick. Just need cuddles and medicine

Eating pizza and cake like my life depends on it

Full of cake ready for a belly rub