I need to be flirted with

I haven’t eaten all day 😢

Nap time 😴 spare a squeeze?

Something about him is made for somebody like meeee

People who are already thin do things like ‘fast’ when they think they’ve ate too much. Aka they just deprive their body of nutrition for some amount of time. But yet ~I’m~ the weird one cuz i would like to eat everyday

Anyway I’m about to go to tooowwwn on some hamburger helper 🤭

Moms visiting from out of town. She made a point to let me know that I’m definitely “heavier”. Yeah no shib mama 😂

I’m replying to my messages tomorrow so come say hello! 🍕

Goodnight babes 😘

If anyone needs me I’ll be researching how to live in my car 🥲

This whole “human” thing is actually pretty fuckin whack

How’s everyone Monday going? Have you eaten yet?