I don't know why ppl keep asking why I got into politics. It was to improve my chances with BHMS, the same motivation for pretty much everything I do. Except for the hoarding of a copy of every single regular issue of "People Style Watch" ever printed. I don't know what that's about.

Is anyone else a politician?

Wow! 41 people viewed my profile, and I didn't even mention my Bigfoot sighting! Really, the BHM/feeding obsession, having seen Bigfoot and served as the Chairperson of the 2016 Iowa Democratic Caucus, the statute of limitations having run out, and knowing how to train rats and mice to run in an exercise wheel is all I've got going for me right now.

Phone down to 14% power, and I can't charge it, it got damaged somehow. I will have no access to FF until I can get it fixed.

Frequent, recurring fantasy: "I Dream of Jeannie" situation with Chris Farley lookalike feedee genie. Tonight, I also had a new fantasy of being able to travel through the sewer system like the killer clown from "It," coming up BHMS' toilets and feeding them.

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Got a good winter coat on clearance--$9.99 marked down from $89.99.

Went clothes shopping with my aunt today. I was picking out bikinis, and she said, "I think you'd look better in a one-piece, don't you?" I ended up having to get a one-piece because Kmart's Joe Boxer bikinis are stupid strings of dental floss that offer no support whatsoever. I would look great in a bikini--I just need the top to have support.

I am on my mom's cell phone plan (I pay my cell phone bill), and the cell phone company snitched on me to her, saying that I have been visiting an "adult website" (i.e., this website.) That is an outrage! I am a middle-aged adult--and a paying customer--not a minor!

Soooo glad that the extinction of redheads scientists have predicted is not going to happen in my lifetime!!!

Someone felt that hanging their Popeye's Fried Chicken bag full of garbage from my balcony railing was less taxing than carrying it to the dumpster.