Mesmerizing You FATTER
The lust in your eyes tells me that you like what you see. You're not going to get to sample any of these holiday delights until you get much, much, much fatter. To do that, I've learned a spell. One that will summon a very special piece of candy. A large candy spiral that will engrain a desperate need inside of you to eat, and eat, and eat. Until you're bloated, breathless, and fear that you might just burst.
Christmas Pig
What do you see when you look at me, do you see every pound you've helped pack on me? Throughout the year you've helped me grow bigger and more blubbery. What will another year of indulging my insatiable appetite lead to?
Overeat For Me
As your addiction has grown, the unimaginable has become tangible. Never would you have anticipated glutting down family size portions and yet here we are Piggy.
Mom's in Denial She's a Feedee
You're home just in the nick of time, I'm soooooooo very hungry. Will you please go get your Mommy some BK? What, I'm getting too fat?!