55 inches of jiggling lard around my middle. I have a genuine hog belly. It needs an endless supply of food and even then its never full. Tease me, please!
After a whole chicken basted in a stick of butter, a vat of vegetables smothered in butter and melted cheese, washed down with half n half, you would think I'd feel as full as I look. No. Ready for more
Off to a promising start. Maybe one day my hips will be wide enough to get stuck in a door or shower stall. Tease me. It encourages me more
In case you thought only my belly is bigger today. I love to be teased. Don't be shy. (PS: I edited out personal items in photo on the today side. That is my actual blubbery ass, no tweaking required)
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