I believe that the American govern ment and news media are lying about there being an "obesity epidemic." These people would have you believe that the Midwestern United States, where I live, is full of BHMS eating foot long corn dogs, even in government buildings, the symphony house, and funeral parlors. This is SO not the case. I have not seen a doable guy in, like, a month.
Farleysmom
7 years
I should have said symphony houses plural; we just have the one in the Des Moines area, but there is definitely more than one symphony house in the Midwest. It's not like they just have one in Chicago and everyone else has to listen to "Carmina Burana, O Fortuna" being performed by jug bands in bars with maximum occupanc. I e s of 20.
People who have not been to medical school need to stop giving medical advice. I have a family member who tells me I need to stop taking so much "medison."
You might be autistic if you wanted a "150 th Anniversary of the Des Moines Public Library" commemorative T-shirt so badly you attempted to remove the display model from the mannequin because it was the last size large...if you honestly had no idea what that girl meant when she said that there could be some "advantages" to you being 6'8"...if more than one of your first-and-last dates has involved the other person saying, "F--k it, I'm ordering ribs!"...If someone takes offense to your use of the F word, and it causes you to launch into an etymological lecture/histor iCal account of the Norman invasion that leads to THEM saying the F word to YOU.
I'm really surprised that it's 2017 and we still haven't figured out how to ferment peanuts. You'd think that if George Washington Carver didn't figure out how, Billy Carter would have.
I will post more pics once my mom gets me a new SD card. (#autistic people problems.) They will be similar to "Game of Thrones," but with fewer dragons and murder and more pugs and size 8 Hanes underwear.
My Charolaise Hester made "Cow of the Week" on the front page of the "Des Moines Register!" Maybe now I'll get some action irl!
For a very long time, I have been taking an antidepressant that does absolutely nothing to alleviate my crippling depression because it allows me to eat whatever I want and not gain weight. I can't live with this depression any more. I need to try a new antidepressant. I might gain weight. I'm so glad I found this online community!
I'm pretty sure I got a few Almond M & M's in my package of Peanut M & M's. Pretty cool, huh?
They had pancakes and sausage at church! I will never skip the Ash Wednesday service again!
I actually managed to post a photo of myself! Guys, check it out! As you can see, my apartment has a "No shirt, no shoes, no problem!" Policy. LOL