See, I'm an innovator, not a gas-tronator

What can I say, I think people should piss perfume, and shit rose petals

I would rather have a tummy ache, and then expose myself to the noxious chemicals that I release. Hm, now I'm beginning to sound like a girl.

True, but one can always keep it in until it can't be

You and I are the exact opposite then. I always abhorred such physical reactions

Haha, you must be a real charmer around the guys. Or ladies, if you're into that kinda thing

Ugh, boiled eggs? No wonder you'd get the farts. Ugh.

Now, since you're clearly insane for not liking eggs, what will you be eating?

Ew, could have just skipped that. Anyway, I'm off to make some sandwiches!

Now what's wrong with some delicious scrambled eggs eh?

Well, I was about to make myself some bacon, egg, and cheese bagel sandwiches. You could have just one of course

And it's like a super early breakfast here. What's for lunch?

Well, what are you doing up Emi?

TAX FREAKING REFUND DAY! Gotta love the money

Hm, that's sad. Oh well, good luck to her.

But why did she quit, is the question.

Happy birthday Shazz!

Always pics Panda.

Whatever keeps the money flowing eh?

Might as well call it Shawshank Redemption.