I dropped a pill and didn't realize it until later. That is quite unlike me. I normally have cat-like reflexes when pills, BHMs, food, pop, or books are concerned.

Girls, never EVER be the first to say "I love you." That makes guys freak out and dump you 100 % of the time.

Whenever I type the letter "e" on my phone, it suggests "edible," because of all of the times I've Googled "edible men's underwear size xxxl." They don't make edible underwear for BHMs, which pisses me off. The people of sizes edible underwear are available in probably just take a few bites and waste most of it. I would eat as much as I could, and save the rest in Zip lock bags, because there are starving children in North Korea.

Once you've had Honey.crisp, there's really no going back to lesser apples. I like my apples ice cold, refrigerated for hours or days. Eating room temperature apples is only fun if you're at an orchard in the fall, checking out the ass of a BHM bent over picking up a pumpkin.

Playlist of the Day 1)"Cocaine" by Eric Clapton 2)"Fat-Bottomed Girls " by Queen 3)"Rock N Roll Hoot chie Coo" by Rick Derring er 4)"Get Back" by the Beatles 5)"Firework" by Katy Perry 6)"Electric Love" by Born s 7 ("Car Wash" by Rose Royce

Playlist of the Day 1)"Picture" by Kid Rock with Sheryl Crow 2)"Lady Marmalade" by LA Belle 3) "Shining Star" by Earth, Wind & Fire 4) "The Stroke" by Billy Squire 5"Mississippi Queen" by Mountain 6)"Highway to Hell" by AC/DC 7)"It's Hard Out Here For a Bitch" by Lily Collins. Sorry I didn't get one of thsee up yesterday. I was talking to a feedee.

I gradiated the 6th grade! Only took 3 years! (Does anybody else remember the '90s Beverly Hillbillies movie?)

Check out the books "Cake Wrecks" and "Wreck the Halls." Funny, funny shit! Irl, my friend Jeremy got his graduation cake for free because they spelled his name "Jermy."

Farley urinated in his water bowl. He's a few beers short of a six-pack.

This guy on FF who has always been really nice to me who I thought was a FA turned out to be a feedee!

2 straight guys sent me belly play videos last week!

My Metro Waste Authority T-shirt got stained. No biggie. Not a shirt I was particularly fond of.

Reading comic books. I'm 31.