The "belly table" party trick will become more impressive the more I fatten up. I'll be able to fit more on there and also wedge it between my moobs 🤣
Belly needs to be reaching past my knees when I sit down, not even close yet! Need to be stuffed mercilessly with pastries, burgers, pancakes soaked with melted butter and syrup, cream, butter sticks and milkshakes until I can't move 🥵