Don't post or solicit alternative social media addresses in shoutbox, please.

Graeme Swann retires from all cricket with immediate effect. Best England spinner since Underwood, best offie since Laker.

Please don't post or solicit alternative media addresses on shoutbox.

Well done, shy. The first pic is always the hardest.

rr, please don't post or solicit alternative social media addresses in shoutbox.

'You can't ask a person with social anxiety if they have social anxiety! That makes them ... socially anxious!' (Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali)

I shouldn't need to say this, but apparently, I do. Please do NOT post telephone numbers in public, for your own safety and security.

Definitely going to slink now I've removed all evidence of arse-elbow polarity inversion. Night all

ARGH I was wrong after all. Too tired to tell difference between big number and small number. Literally can't tell arse from elbow.

Maybe she does mean loose ... as in let it all hang out

Hi Fatty. Don't post the same message too frequently, please, it could be construed as spam

@sonnytwipz: don't solicit or post alternative social media addresses in shoutbox.

@george: *danger zone*

@Sjcafa: Pot. Kettle. Black.

Please don't post or solicit alternative social media addresses in shoutbox.

@Squashee: Wal-Mart own Asda, but it's just a typical supermarket. Probably the nearest we have to it here is Costco.

how could it be anything else?

Are you kidding? Unless you pronounce it RYE-ta, which it isn't in English (and I think we can assume that the characters in Potter are British),

Rita Skeeter. You can remember it 'cos it rhymes

Essex, it was illegal in UK supermarkets when I was at uni. Yesterday's unthinkable is tomorrow's normal.