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Igor Olman
11 years
Graeme Swann retires from all cricket with immediate effect. Best England spinner since Underwood, best offie since Laker.
Igor Olman
11 years
Please don't post or solicit alternative media addresses on shoutbox.
Igor Olman
11 years
Well done, shy. The first pic is always the hardest.
Igor Olman
11 years
rr, please don't post or solicit alternative social media addresses in shoutbox.
Igor Olman
11 years
'You can't ask a person with social anxiety if they have social anxiety! That makes them ... socially anxious!' (Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali)
Igor Olman
11 years
I shouldn't need to say this, but apparently, I do. Please do NOT post telephone numbers in public, for your own safety and security.
Igor Olman
11 years
Definitely going to slink now I've removed all evidence of arse-elbow polarity inversion. Night all
Igor Olman
11 years
ARGH I was wrong after all. Too tired to tell difference between big number and small number. Literally can't tell arse from elbow.
Igor Olman
11 years
Maybe she does mean loose ... as in let it all hang out 
Igor Olman
11 years
Hi Fatty. Don't post the same message too frequently, please, it could be construed as spam
Igor Olman
11 years
@sonnytwipz: don't solicit or post alternative social media addresses in shoutbox.
Igor Olman
11 years
@george: *danger zone*
Igor Olman
11 years
@Sjcafa: Pot. Kettle. Black.
Igor Olman
11 years
Please don't post or solicit alternative social media addresses in shoutbox.
Igor Olman
11 years
@Squashee: Wal-Mart own Asda, but it's just a typical supermarket. Probably the nearest we have to it here is Costco.
Igor Olman
11 years
how could it be anything else?
Igor Olman
11 years
Are you kidding? Unless you pronounce it RYE-ta, which it isn't in English (and I think we can assume that the characters in Potter are British),
Igor Olman
11 years
Rita Skeeter. You can remember it 'cos it rhymes
Igor Olman
11 years
Essex, it was illegal in UK supermarkets when I was at uni. Yesterday's unthinkable is tomorrow's normal.
Igor Olman
11 years
Mercury? 
