The guy in the People of Walmart book that the authors accused of eating dog food was sexy. So was the BHM dressed as an elf in Missouri.
I forgot to mention, I got 3 hash browns at McDonald's today. I ate 2 of them in Walmart. #People of Walmart
I just bought 96 Pop-Tarts!...Frozen White Castle at Walmart, he'll yeah!!!...Bought 2 sexy tops, wish I knew how to post pics.
I'm dumb. LOL

I was talking about how the body positivity movement focuses too much on women, and how men are ignored and suffering in silence, and my beautiful BHM said, "I am suffering."
I am having naughty thoughts involving the 2 raisin scoops oN the Raisin Bran box.
He said he's not a big fan of movie theaters. I asked if it's because he can't fit in the seats. He said, no, he just falls asleep. Oops.
No posts in 30 minutes? Is the zombie apocalypse happening or something? I don't have TV. I guess I could look it up on the Internet; the other day, someone asked me, "Is FF the only site you visit?" LMFAO; pretty much!
I caused a scandal for the Democrats, exposed NBC, and smelled corndogs. A pretty good day.
Smells like my neighbors figured out how to make really good corndogs. I'm jealous!