The guy in the People of Walmart book that the authors accused of eating dog food was sexy. So was the BHM dressed as an elf in Missouri.

I forgot to mention, I got 3 hash browns at McDonald's today. I ate 2 of them in Walmart. #People of Walmart

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I just bought 96 Pop-Tarts!...Frozen White Castle at Walmart, he'll yeah!!!...Bought 2 sexy tops, wish I knew how to post pics. I'm dumb. LOL

I was talking about how the body positivity movement focuses too much on women, and how men are ignored and suffering in silence, and my beautiful BHM said, "I am suffering."

I am having naughty thoughts involving the 2 raisin scoops oN the Raisin Bran box.

He said he's not a big fan of movie theaters. I asked if it's because he can't fit in the seats. He said, no, he just falls asleep. Oops.

I'm starting to forget how to talk to guys with "normal" sexual preferences.

No posts in 30 minutes? Is the zombie apocalypse happening or something? I don't have TV. I guess I could look it up on the Internet; the other day, someone asked me, "Is FF the only site you visit?" LMFAO; pretty much!

I caused a scandal for the Democrats, exposed NBC, and smelled corndogs. A pretty good day.

26 profile views?! I'm the Queen of All Media! Suck it, Howard Stern!

Smells like my neighbors figured out how to make really good corndogs. I'm jealous!