Oh ok. I didn't want it to sound like I was starting a problem. What are you getting like what do you win? I didn't think of a prize yet.
I just offered up a silly idea for a topic of conversation. I didn't intend to start any problems. I'm sorry.
Maybe we can have different events. Most inches expanded, most food eaten, most weight gained, etc.
Don't sell yourself short. You could win. I would even set up a training program for the two of you. Make this into a huge event

@weathergirlsnow Sorry, I must have missed that message. How often do you get to binge like this?
@weathergirlsnow What was on the menu today? And what are your favorite foods to binge on?
@weathergirlsnow Keep up the awesome work! Don't let those last few buttons hold you back

Except for Batman. "Homer, I've brought help." "Batman?" "No, a scientist." "Batman's a scientist..." "IT'S NOT BATMAN!"
Careful not to get any on your white lab coat. It's how people know we're scientists.
Yeah, it was Moe's list and Barney looked at it and said that. Then Moe added Barney's name

*takes a look at Kissys list* Your list? This is Richard Nixon's revenge list. You just crossed out his name and wrote yours. (The Simpsons)