I feel so fuckin heavy 🥵

Convenient place to put the big mac while I devour some fries...

The "belly table" party trick will become more impressive the more I fatten up. I'll be able to fit more on there and also wedge it between my moobs 🤣

Drinking thick milkshakes makes for thicker moobs

Belly needs to be reaching past my knees when I sit down, not even close yet! Need to be stuffed mercilessly with pastries, burgers, pancakes soaked with melted butter and syrup, cream, butter sticks and milkshakes until I can't move 🥵

Here's to a fattening new year! I wanna be able to look at this pic in 2022 and think "wow, I was so skinny back then!"