Local classic rock station DJ ragging on millenials. I have to call aND bitch him out. I do not have "a car full of partipation trophies." I don't have a car, period. I was told I was NOTHING.

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Share your LGBTQ Fantasies

The BBW model on the above left? I'd go gay for her!

Sexy BHM security guard just texted me a belly play video FROM HIS PATROL CAR!!! Rap music playing and everything!

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re: Masturbation

Accidentally selected a picture of my hand giving the finger and had to text it to a cute BHM; didn't know how to unselect it. Luckily, he has a sense of humor. #unnatural selections

I am learning Latin. Lardum nova vanilla est. (Lard is the new vanilla.)

Copra sanctum! My phone was down to 6% battery power! I am so distracted by the BHMs that I do stuff like forget to set the timer when I'm cooking a pizza.

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re: What songs remind you of this lifestyle?

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re: Cereals You Don't Need To Add Sugar To

You might be a Samantha (from "Sex and the City") if you've said, "Dammit! My necklace is caught on your suspenders!" To more than one guy.

My new feedee smokes reefer and is hungry all the time. Lucky me.

Live from Pleasant Hill, it's Saturday night! I'm wearing a Chippendales costume cobbled together from Lane Bryant and Goodwill finds. I think I look like hell, but the fellas seem to disagree. Wish I could post a pic, but as I struggle with vending machines and Venetian blinds, that probably won't happen in this lifetime. LOL