@Julia: if you get any fatter it won't matter if you're wearing panties or not because nobody will be able to see anything :b

Watt's on second ...

@ditzy: including more bacon

No touting for alternative social media contacts in shoutbox, please.

Bacon is like food Febreze. It makes everything better

You should make a lolalice with the tagline 'I can haz bacon?'

@alice: bacon

I'm extremely educated. I also have no common sense and the social skills of a ***ed badger. Education =/> win

And since Henry Kissinger said 'power is the ultimate aphrodisiac' ...

Ah, 'knowledge is power.' The mantra of Sir Francis Bacon and Reg Holdsworth alike.

... around the world in the C19th, and since we're so bad at learning languages as a nation, everyone else has helped out by learning it.

Nowt wrong with Spanish as a language, I hasten to add. Practically every language makes more sense, gramatically and syntactically than English. But it's what we know and what we disseminated aro

French, German and Latin, so ner. :b

... Mary Ann Evans, ta. (two local worthies)

Maybe in 50 years time Spanish will displace English, or even a weird 'Panglish' or 'Singlish' mixture as some analysts believe, but till then, I'll stick with Bill Shakespeare and

@Christy: I learned three at school, plus English. Apart from maybe reading Cervantes in the original, I can't see how adding Spanish is gonna help me.

... country where English is the first language, it makes sense for all posts to be in English.

Since more people speak English as a first or second language, or are at least passable in it, and the vast (pun intended) majority of FF members and moderators, including the owner, reside in a count

Sure, I'll become fluent in a second language to help me in my non-remunerated moderation. *headdesk*

@Cristy: beats the crap out of me, I'm in the UK. And since English is the world's lingua franca, FF has adopted it as its official language.