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Kram
13 years
accidentally? please tell plump piglet how one accidentally eats 7 roasties and 2 huge yorkshire puds. Accidentally indeed 
Kram
13 years
i don't think those jeans are for you much longer
Kram
13 years
you clearly haven't noticed the pounds your packing on lately
Kram
13 years
well, they'll take some squeezing thats for sure, I know it's the odd bread pudding here, the odd yorkshire pud there, but just look at you. Pudgie plump Lil piglet
Kram
13 years
ohh, Lil piglet, you really have let yourself go, haven't you
Kram
13 years
jealous!, are you sure. Just take a look at your plump bum too, what ever happened to that cute little rear of yours
Kram
13 years
but your right, very very cute and curvy
Kram
13 years
Cute?, how can you call that bulging plump doughie belly cute? Just look at it poking out
Kram
13 years
that plump belly of yours brings new meaning to the word "doughy"
Kram
13 years
NOT!
Kram
13 years
ok ok, i believe you
Kram
13 years
yes, puddings definitely a good idea. Scales another time perhaps. Wouldn't want to have too much of a shock on a Sunday, lol 
Kram
13 years
think??, damn right, just take a look at that button, it's surely going to pop soon
Kram
13 years
Yes, I think you need some pudding, especially after getting soaked. Not too much mind!
Kram
13 years
Was just a little pudge perhaps. Not so sure about now though, just look at that belly sticking out
Kram
13 years
anyway, it's clearly time you jump on the scales again
Kram
13 years
lol, well i'm glad you laid off the bread pudding for a while. You were rapidly becoming a Lil pudding piglet
Kram
13 years
i guess that must have been a bit of a struggle, with that doughy belly
Kram
13 years
dodgy here too, lol..
Still, that belly has got to be real pudgy after all that
Still, that belly has got to be real pudgy after all that
Kram
13 years
i'm not so sure about "little" surely not after all that yorkshire pud, and 7 roasties
