The best thing about this figure-hugging dress is that when I’m out on the town, people can’t help but to stare at my big , bouncy belly.
Hefting up my big, heavy gut... and this is what I look like when I’m hungry! Maybe I’ll post something later after a hearty dinner.
I just eat and eat and watch my belly get bigger and fatter, and the fatter I get the more lazy I become.