where's your mind at mate?

beasts

well the literal meaning of wanker is someone (typically male) who masturbates...put it together now...

@McAwesome

As long as you don't actually call yourself McAwesome around them I can't imagine why that could be.

Suddenly had a flash of Layla going "You look kinda like a baby, Com 'ere you, I'm gonna eat you. GET IN MA BELLEH!"

No, although there is a monkey brain pudding are you a fan? Sorry, I didn't mean to primate.

The only history around here is what happened to my brain

Following the equation that the energy of a given mass is equal to the mass multiplied by the square of the speed of light in a vacuum I find that I should have way more energy than I do right now

If train A leaves Dallas at 3pm traveling at 70mph and train B leaves New York at 8am traveling at 80mph then what is the capital of Idaho?

If Mary met Sam at a baseball game and the count was full and George met Shirley at billiards hall with a live band then how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

thats tricky clockwork, to minimize the smell when you wash use cold water not hot or warm, as it can cause the odors to penetrate, and to remove the smell now try washing with OJ before shampoo

f*** so tired after work last night forgot to do my calc hw !?!? oops

well at least you have someone who can empathize with how much NYS taxes suck

sorry sarah, from Scotia about 5 hrs away

My first conscious memory is from about 6 or 7 yo in which I drew a girl I had a crush on getting, expanded by a "growth ray"

hmmm. quick shout question... What is your earliest memory of enjoying, thinking of, or planning weight gain for yourself or someone else?

I'd feed you davine, sadly, you are a 5hr drive from me =(

where b is bmi value

Int b
Str m="Eat a donut"
If (b < 25)
Then cout>m

lol, paris hilton is beyond saving