Eww butter ? That sounds really gross...

A quart of chocolate milk and a pint of heavy cream that's 2800 to 3200 calories

Oh man that's a lot !! Have you tried it ? Did you gain overnight pretty much ?

It's takes two weeks or so to show up then boom it's there;

I started drinking it a week ago as of today. My girlfriend and I have definitely noticed that I gained a lot of weight already. xD I couldn't tell you how much I weighed last Thursday since I didn't have a scale handy, but now I'm about 178. (I weighed 179 yesterday but it was probably water weight...) I seem to be gaining everyday it feels like since I've started drinking hwc. It'll creep up on you for sure.

Bon Appétit!

Only. A few.
I did theem 4 days this week opps..

Thanks girl !

Congratulations! Every pound is just adding more curves to that beautiful figure.

No good idea, the fat fairy will really balloon you up then

You think I'll see the effects of heavy cream later on this week ?? Like a delay in thickness

You bet just wait a week its like Time delay, then you wake up in the morning and you're bigger and rounder ;D and smiling at your new fatness

Oh man wonder what two weeks will do then...I'll be nice and thick..

Two weeks you will be a lot rounder, with a bigger smile "

I think it is a great idea! The reason that the scale hasn't moved could be because your metabolism has been keeping up but it will lose the battle sooner rather than later and then you'll start getting fat! ;-)

The scale with move, just give it more time. You don't keep your stomach as full as it's been without the effects showing up eventually. Just be patient and prepare for some larger clothes shopping.