My belly isn't that big. It only goes 2/3 the way to my knees. Please tease me in comments. It makes me hungry
My flab jiggles with every step and slap. Feel free to tease me in comments about my sloppy blubber
I've officially gotten too fat to fit on one airplane seat in coach without blubber spilling to the seat next to me. Tease me in comments
I've been told I resemble dough that busted out of a biscuit can. Pass the butter! (Please tease me in comments)
I ate like a shameless, gluttonous hog but I bet nobody would ever guess that, right? Tease me in comments please
After devouring a roast ham and vat of buttered potatoes. Don't worry. There's room for desserts
Do these pants seem a bit tight to you? I think they give me a little muffin top. What do you think?