Magic. Guys who will say, "Fuck my upholstery, we need to get you to the hospital!" After their girlfriend gets bitten by a shark. All the high end fashion designers getting their heads out of their asses and exte.N.ding their size ranges up to size 44 W. (Anything to do with fashion, really.) A fantastic new invention that people can use to resize rings at home. Vampires. Werewolves. Sex in the doughnut shop restroom. Mom's who invite themselves to the BBW's home unannounced, forcing a frantic search for a shirt and a pair of pants for each partner (of course, sod's law states that it is impossible for a shirt and a pair of pants for each partner to be found in this situation; this law is as infallible as the laws of gravity. LOL). Rags to riches stories.

Choose your own fa adventure! "If you get turned on by burping, turn to (Title): Part 72. If you are not into burping, turn to (Title): Part 26."