I'll always keep getting bigger. I'll always keep getting wider. Being a pig is what I always was meant to be.
I guess i'm over 21st 6lb considering the scales only go up to that. Guess i'll have to start weighing myself at Boots. Merry Christmas!
Oh now wouldn't that just be a dream Lush. To have someone wake you with a nice big belly rub and to present you with a nice big breakfast afterwards before more belly rubs to prepare for second break
Then go eat! Find somewhere that sells breakfast and whatever you order, double it!