Was laying in bed with a girl this morning, she turns over, puts her hand on my belly, and she says "wow your belly is big lately", I said, "yeah I'm kinda bloated," and she says, "you're kinda chubby lately, your belly is kinda disproportionate and you look pregnant. Are you pushing it out?". I pushed out my belly and she says, "wow that's big. You've got a dad bod and a serious beer belly going lately." So. Fucking. HAWT.
I used to take my shirt off and people commented about how ripped I was, and just yesterday I got complimented on my dad bod and pudgy belly