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Farleysmom
6 years
I realized that I don't need to electrify my Fat Michelangelo's David statues to keep ppl from stealing them; I just need to keep them covered in oil. Home security solutions have never been this fun!
Boundandfeed
6 years
You have been busy today.
Rustydog7
6 years
Good luck on the job.
Rustydog7
6 years
Well, I hope you get a job you want.
Farleysmom
6 years
Thanks. I'm just going to apply at Hy-Vee again and again and again. Eventually, they'll get it. I WANT to work there. I would enjoy the face-to-face social interaction with customers, unlike the sullen teenagers who always get hired instead of me despite not knowing how to smile.
Farleysmom
6 years
First top.less picture. Happy Independence Day!
Farleysmom
6 years
Sorry it's a little blurry. I've had a LOT of caffeine. Probably no one is surprised by that. LOL
Farleysmom
6 years
Thanks!
Farleysmom
6 years
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The Muffin King
6 years
so beautiful and stunning
Farleysmom
6 years
Thank you!
The Muffin King
6 years
very welcome and id love to chat with you sometime
Farleysmom
6 years
Always remember to put a fitted sheet on your bed BEFORE you make a BHM immobile on it!
FatOpie
6 years
😍😍😍😍🐖🐖🐖🐖
Ccwolf60
6 years
Put you on work release 
Ccwolf60
6 years
Work release in the prison Kitchen
Farleysmom
6 years
Lol
