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Farleysmom
6 years
I thought I was feeding her 1 cup a day, but I've been feeding her 2 cups by mistake. Damn it!
Farleysmom
6 years
New lingerie pic. If you laugh, you don't win. 100% of people laughed at this.
Farleysmom
6 years
Last night and this morning have been like a bad remake of Conan O'Brien's "M. NIGHT S.hyamalan's Sneeze Fart Burp Boy."
Farleysmom
6 years
I am no longer the woman with no bedroom window covering. Huzzah!
Farleysmom
6 years
There is this YouTube video, "Chris Farley Picks Up Chicks At the Mall." OMG, FUNNY AF!!! You HAVE to see this!!!
Farleysmom
6 years
I am going to continue as editor in chief of my plus-size fashion Kik group even though thus far the only visitors are ppl interested in that thing we can't talk about on FF not fashion.
Farleysmom
6 years
I just appreciated the magic of "Legally Blonde" for the first time. OH, MY GOD, THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!!! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID???!!!
Farleysmom
6 years
Damn Samsung!
Farleysmom
6 years
D'oh!
Farleysmom
6 years
Not specifically fat-related, but I'm insulted that the packaging on my new curtains says "Give kids and teens a better night's sleep."😞
Farleysmom
6 years
I broke a camera tripod once.
Farleysmom
6 years
Just bought these size 40C bras in April and have now gotten too fat for them. Thank GOD I have some sports bras; I only get money for clothes at Christmas and at my birthday in April.
Farleysmom
6 years
Yeah, leave the price tag on your hat like Minnie Pearl from "Hee Haw." That's a good look.😞
Farleysmom
6 years
new topic in fat experiences forum
Tucking shirts?
Are we BBP tucking shirts in or not? As a BBW who carries her weight around her waist, a shirt tucked all the way in is not a flattering look on my body; I HATED being forced to tuck my shirt in wh...
Tucking shirts?
Are we BBP tucking shirts in or not? As a BBW who carries her weight around her waist, a shirt tucked all the way in is not a flattering look on my body; I HATED being forced to tuck my shirt in wh...
Farleysmom
6 years
Mony broke the blinds in the other room. I am not making this up. Pic on my profile.
Farleysmom
6 years
Bad kitty pics on my profile. Venetian blinds completely destroyed by my fat cat.
Farleysmom
6 years
Singing the "It's a Good Day To Be Nude" song fromantic "Family Guy" as I put my least tacky Christmas wrapping paper over my window.
Farleysmom
6 years
Singing the "It's a Good Day To Be Nude" song fromantic "Family Guy" as I put my least tacky Christmas wrapping paper over my window.
