Taut belly thanks to 16 pigs n a blanket, 20 chicken nuggets, a whole box of Mac & cheese, 2 cheeseburger sliders, and an entire pumpkin pie all to myself last night
I can't believe this used to be a loose-fitting workout shirt...not anymore, it must've shrunk in the wash
Growing a dad bod without ever having been a dad....I like this look but I want to get so much fatter!
I'm getting so fat! I haven't been to the gym in a looong time and I eat whatever junk food is in front of me now. I guess that's why I've packed on a few pounds hehe