chapter 7

After deciding that the washers at the UF dorms have shrunk all their clothes, the guys went out to buy something to wear for the pre-game ceremony. Steve brought up that they should buy bigger sizes, as the washers would shrink their clothes. The guys bought a few things to wear and came back to the dorm just in time for lunch.

Soon enough, it was time for the guys' first football game. Coach Jackson set up his team based on their new size and hoped that more mass would help his guys. He was worried that no running practice would slow these guys down. But he couldn't have risked losing their new weight. He could barely sit during the entire game.

There was no question that all the guys on the new UF team were slower. A lot slower. They weren't used to running with their new weights. However, their bigger size protected them against tackles. They firmly stood their ground and were able to get a few touchdowns.

On the defense, the UF football team was unstoppable. Their tackles brought the other team down tirelessly, and they only let up one touchdown. By the end of the game, the score was 22-7, and UF had won!

The guys cheered in the locker room. The Coach congratulated the guys, and decided to bring them to a celebratory dinner.

The guys decided on McDonalds, and after such a huge win and a huge work out, all the guys were extremely hungry. Most of the guys had 5 big macs, each. But some guys were still hungry. Liam and Brad ended up eating 7 Big Macs.

Although Coach Jackson was happy with the team's success, he wasn't as pleased with his experiment. Without a doubt the guys' new heft dominated the defense. But they still let up 1 touchdown. And on the offense, regardless of their new size, they were tackled. He came to one solution: he needed them bigger. If they were bigger, they could tackle easier and it would be harder for them to get tackled, no matter how slow they ran.

After their big win and after the guys had gone back to their dorms, Coach Jackson met back up with the mess hall ladies. He instructed them to put appetite enhancers in every meal from now on, and he didn't allow any questions. They did so, and Coach Jackson waited for the guys to come for breakfast the next morning.

After practice the next day, the guys headed to the mess hall for breakfast. They were hit by an aroma of pancakes and bacon, and they excitedly sat down.

The guys couldn't even taste the appetite enhancers in the food. In about an hour, they'd be ravenously hungry, just in time for lunch. Coach Jackson hoped this would add more pounds to the guys in time for their next game in 2 weeks.