chapter 6

Hilly was totally captivated by the idea of breast feeding her baby. Her mother had breast fed six healthy children. Her two sisters were, in their mother's words, "super milkers". They produced so much breast milk that they donated literally gallons of it to their local hospital. And being a nutritionist, Hilly was aware that certain foods stimulated lactation. So when she got home with a not so little Chad Joseph Brauner, she laid in a huge supply of milk stimulating foods. Oatmeal, brown rice, apricots, carrots, barley, asparagus, sweet potatoes, almonds and fresh whole milk. And it worked. Hilly produced so much milk that she had to pump herself at least five times a day.

What Hilly hadn't expected was just how erotic breast feeding and breast pumping would prove to be. By this time Brad's attention was turned elsewhere, after all, there were LOTS of skinny girls in the world to fatten up, so the sexual gratification she got from her by now HUGE boobs was almost addictive. And those boobs were most assuredly HUGE. While a LOT of her weight gain went to her belly, a surprising number of fat cells landed in her chest and simply grew and grew. By the time she gave birth to Chad she had to buy custom-made bras in order to contain her 52 FF breasts. Her incredible milk production swelled those milk sacs out to an astounding 56 GG.

Hilly was so entranced with the erotic sensation of being almost constantly milked that she made it a point to eat as much of the foods that stimulated milk production as she possibly could. She loved most of the food on what she came to call her "Elsie the Cow" diet, so she was constantly eating bowls of oatmeal, drinking virtually gallons of whole mile and making smoothies with milk, apricots, carrots, barley, sweet potatoes, almonds and entire bottles of fresh, pure fruit juice. It was all totally healthy stuff and would have presented no problem had they been used in moderation. There was NOTHING moderate about Hilly's "Elsie the Cow" diet. She was SO determined to produce more and more breast milk that she entirely forgot how many calories she was taking in.

Now Hilly had "slimmed down" to a mere 223 pounds after Chad's birth, but after a month of her "Elsie the Cow" diet she was back up to 240. Even worse, while most of the stuff she was eating and drinking was good for her, it ALL tasted pretty bland. The missing component? SUGAR!! So it didn't take long for Hilly's smoothies to be mostly ice cream and fruit. Her oatmeal was laced with honey, raisins, sweetened coconut and sugared almonds. So that by the time Chad was three months old, his mommy weighed in at 268 pounds. And frankly, Hilly didn't care much what she looked like anyway. Brad was ignoring her and she wasn't sure just how long their relationship could last. That is until the incredible day when Hilly accidentally walked into Brad's "man cave".

Usually Brad kept his man cave under lock and key and frankly Hilly was OK with that. At first this was because she thought he needed his own space to do manly things like watch football games and play cards with the boys. Except that Brad hated football and he NEVER had male friends in his apartment under ANY circumstances. Later on, things had gotten to the point between them that Hilly just didn't CARE what was in there.

But one day Brad was running late for a "meeting" at the hospital. By this time Hilly knew this meant he had a date with his "tootsie" so she was resigned to yet another evening at home alone. But then she heard the sound of Brad's cell phone going off. She instinctively headed for the door to the man cave, forgetting that it was probably locked. Well, THIS time it wasn't locked. In his hurry not to be late for his "very important date" Brad had left the door to his inner sanctum unlocked. It was a mistake. It was a mistake that Brad was going to regret for quite some time to come because what Hilly found in the man cave changed the nature of their relationship forever!