Katie and allyssa

chapter 6: author's reboot of celebrity deathmatch

Katie and Allyssa are going up against Russian robot
Katie: I am not doing what you tell me to do
Crowd: I am not doing what you tell me to do
Allyssa: we will not stay down and die
Crowd: we will not stay down and die
Lane: nobody gets to fight until I say so
Allyssa: when you said me and Katie will be fighting against a Russian you didn't say a Russian robot
Katie: to tell you the truth capitalism is a lot better than communism
Allyssa: what would you say? Capitalism or communism
Crowd: capitalism
Johnny: we already know Nick that Katie and Allyssa are both going up against a Russian robot
Nick: that's great Johnny
Lane: you don't act like you're tough enough
Allyssa: I'll tell you how tough I am, I am so tough the cops wouldn't hold me in a cell for long cuz I was supporting the animals
Dove Cameron: although I don't even have a sense of humor for this but I'm willing to see how this would go down
Lane: Katie, no funny stuff from you, Allyssa, you do what you usually do, now let's get it on!
Katie: listen here Mister Russian robot you look like a giant monkey
Russian robot flicks Katie
Allyssa: I'm just going to stand here and observe Katie getting hurt by the robot
Tom Cruse: for those who think Will Smith is better than me totally Off the Mark
Lane smacks Tom Cruse upside the head
Katie: oh yeah I got the hang of that robot
Allyssa: the Katie and Allyssa show, now I can see a hit in my eyes
Robot cuts off Katie's head
Allyssa: that's it I'm outta here
Allyssa runs off
Robot act like a chicken
Allyssa: hey Peter Griffin aka the fat man can I borrow your MTV movie award?
A fat guy and his fat girl: take the MTV movie award because sure as hell I didn't want it
Allyssa runs back to the ring jumping through the robot destroying the robot
Lane: and the winner is Allyssa
Nick calls Allyssa
Allyssa: hello?
Nick: baba booey baba booey baba booey baba booey baba booey
Allyssa laughs
Johnny: what an amazing fight I couldn't believe that Katie actually got killed by the robot and her cousin Allyssa actually destroyed the robot