chapter 2: road to fat camp

Lindsay, Allison, Jessica, Vivian all load onto the bus
Allison: how did you spend your final day of school
Lindsay: after I got home my mom decided to take me and fill out an application for Princeton
Jessica: Princeton?
Vivian: sounds boring to me
Jessica: fuck you Vivian, how was date night?
Vivian: Jennifer and I seen X-Men: Days of Future Past and after seeing the film, we fucked
Allison: that sounds pretty fun
Lindsay: what do you guys have plans tonight?
Allison: I have no clue
Jessica: I brought some weed
Vivian: PARTY!

Arriving to fat camp:
Steve: camp will not open until Monday but you guys arrived just in time
Lindsay: who will be coming?
Steve: all the fat kids who their parents felt they had to come here to lose weight
Jessica: gross

Later that night:
Lindsay on the phone
Lindsay: mom, my friends felt Princeton was going to be boring
Mother: I could tell.
Lindsay: right now my friends are having a loud party and I can't get a f****** word out
Mother: language
Lindsay: sorry

Vivian: listen to this song
Vivian plays Mama Said Knocks You Out by Five Finger Death Punch featuring Tech N9ne

Ivan: don't call it a comeback I've been here for years rocking my peers putting suckers in fear making a tears rain down like a monsoon listening to the base go boom explosion overpowering over the competition worth towering record shock when I drop these lyrics will make you call them cops don't you dare stare you better move don't ever compare us to the rest getting all slice and dice competition playing our price
Jessica destroys Vivian's MP3 player
Vivian: that caused money
Jessica: money a queer like you didn't deserve
Allison: Jessica, Vivian, that is enough
Lindsay: I can't get a f****** word out with Jessica or Vivian arguing all the time.
Jessica: Lindsey I'm putting up with Vivian for your sake and Allison's sake if I didn't meet either of you then Vivian would mean nothing to me
Lindsay: don't dare
Allison walks out
Jessica leaves
Vivian starts crying
Lindsay: are you okay?

Lindsay: a month after that Allison was dumped by her boyfriend causing her to die from a drug overdose and after fat camp Vivian moved away Jessica got in trouble quite a lot, but I will explain a lot of that later.