Chapter 1- the boys

Kyle was the eldest brother of three, he’s seen everything in the army and with his rugged brown hair and baby blue eyes any woman could be his, but his personality let him down his constant comments on random women’s bodies left him single for the last two years without a partner in sight. He was also a health nut like his father often spending hours in a gym before going home to stink up the house, refusing to wash his body till the morning.

You are the middle child of the family you can’t seem to get a partner even though you are a gent compared to your brothers. I don’t see why I need to describe something you already know so I’ll skip describing your body. But one thing you may have forgotten is that you are a total daddy pleaser, you do anything to make sure dad approves of you even though he favours his youngest over his other two children.

Speaking of the youngest, Sam was a short skinny boy with dick for days often getting many one night stands but not wanting to keep any of the chicks he smashes as a girlfriend because as he puts it “women are a waste of time”.
Other than my brothers my dad and uncle are also a part of the family they both lost their wives in a tragic car accident but as you was too young to remember you haven’t ever really been upset about the event, but your father blames your relationship failures on the passing of your mother. Your uncle and dad both have grey/ greying hair heavily muscled bodies and a real silver fox look about them.

Now that you know the family you need to know the place you are at currently. The restaurant is called fattalinnis and is a hotspot for rowdy men like the boys in your family, the walls and floors of the establishment were filthy and the food was cheap.

Even though you lived in a decently spacey apartment you couldn’t afford to eat at any fancy establishments, this lack of money being spent on food helped to keep your healthy figure.
All was peaceful until you heard Kyle whistle bringing the entire restaurant to a stand still
“Hey sugar tits where’s my beer?” He beckoned the young waitress over, you cant hide your embarrassment as he keeps calling out to the poor girl but to your horror the rest of the family joins in. After a while the manager came running out and asks you all to leave to the surprise of your family. But as you stand to exit you can hear the faint muttering of the waitress as she clean your plates from the table.

This odd behaviour is most likely the poor girl cursing you under her breathe but not the curse you’d first thought.
You all leave the building having commuted the sin of pride and wraith with you being the only exception. And with ten new pounds to be added to your families bodies for there sins. The waitress giggles to her self as she finalises her curse.

“For every act of sin committed the body pays its price, for the man who speaks so uptightly will become my new play device.”. With the curse in full swing the boys bodies were about to swell to extreme proportions.