Big Fat Theory

Chapter 1 - Animals in us - Cow πŸ„

In this chapter I'm going to write about those fatties who resemble mostly to cows. It's important that the male version of them isn't called bull but buffalo. I think I don't have to explain this, but if I do, just leave a comment for me!

Cows are very sensitive creatures.
They have a bigger frame, usually huge tits (udders) that push forward. They have slimmer face, even with bigger weight they don't develop big double chins. (Which is lucky because they really don't want to be fat amd seeing trembling double chin in the mirror every time would disappoint them.)
Usually they are on diet so they are constantly munching on something healthy or low chalorie. They are beautiful fat woman but they don't like themselves. Makes a bit difficult to fatten them up so you have to wait until they go into dietspiral and lose control on their weight naturally.
They don't take teasing well, not like hogs or whales (whales πŸ‹πŸ³coming in the fourth chapter.)
Cows's pride can be hurt easily because they want to be skinny and they go easily in denial.
Since they want to lose weight they are open for outside activities, like hiking, going out, even do sports. Only they don't keep up with that for long.

Male version of them are the buffalos, as I wrote above. They are often former athletes, they are big and muscular, sometimes dreaming about their former life. They usually sell themselves as 'dad bod' and are very happy that Thor was fat in Avengers Endgame.

How to spoil them?
Compliment them a lot! They are proud creatures.
Get them tons of healthy treats. (Don't be afraid, those contain lot of chalories too! Munching on them constantly results in tight but steadily growing lards.)
Don't give them big meals and never try to force feed them. You have pigs for that if this is what you want.
Never tell them the trues, let them believe their bullshits about dieting and losing weight but comfort them, silently assuring them that you love them the way they are.
They are very romantic so any scenario which resembles to a rom com is welcome.

In the next chapter you can read about hippos! πŸ¦›
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Comments

Here We Go A... 35 mins
Yeah.. I’m absolutely a hog lol. The fattest of the piggies hehe
Kprincess 2 days
I already think I’m the hog but let’s see lol.
WarriorHog 2 days
Well, hello there fellow hog! 🐷 But there's still two more animals to go and I might add a bonus ones if there will be suggestions. 🐷 So who knows? πŸ–πŸ„πŸ¦›πŸ‹? Or maybe something else? 🐘