Violet

Chapter 1

My name is Violet Beauregarde and I had an extraordinary time at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. It was not fun. At. All.
Wanna know what happened?
It all started with Wonka's Three Course Meal.

I was with others in the inventing room, because I'd won a Golden Ticket, permitting me to go into Wonka's factory.
"Watch this!" Wonka said. A machine pulled out slowly, and it unfolded more and more. Finally, it came to a little strip of gum. I immediately took it, and examined it.

"You mean thats it?!" Mike Teavee said. I completely ignored the comment, gum was amazing.

"Do you even know what IT IS?" Mr. Wonka replied.

"It's gum" I replied, as I was chewing my gum that I chewed for several months.

"Yeah," Mr. Wonka explained. "It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe! know why? KNOW WHY? 'Cause this gum is a full three course dinner all by itself! HaHa!" Mr Wonka laughed. I was ready to chew this gum already! Everyone looked at the gum, that I was holding, and then back to Willy Wonka.

"Why would anyone want that?" Veruca's dad complained. What do you mean "why would anyone want that?" Old people like Veruca's dad don't know anything! I wanted to chew this gum already!

"It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. A strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will ever need at breakfast lunch and dinner. This gum contains tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie!" Willy Wonka explained.

"It sounds great!" Charlie's grandfather explained. Finally! Some old person with the right opinion!
"It sounds weird" Veruca replied. Okay, Veruca's family is obviously stupid. So therefore, I replied to Veruca.
"It sounds like my kind of gum" I said, eager to chew this gum. I put the gum I chewed for many months to the back of my ear, and was about to chew the Three Course Meal!
"I'd rather you didn't, there's still one or two things tha-" Willy Wonka stupidly said. I decided to interupt.

"I'm the WORLD RECORD holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of ANYTHING!"
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