You're fat because i hate you

Chapter 1 - Prologue

The revenge scheme was not going well at all.

When they cut holes in Regina's tank top, she became a trendsetter. They gave her foot cream for her face and all it did was make her face smell like peppermint. They thought that they had gotten somewhere when Cady had caused a rift between Gretchen and Regina, causing Gretchen to reveal that Regina had been cheating on her boyfriend, Aaron Samuels, with her ex, Shane Oman, but they found themselves unable to catch them in the act.

So, that's how Janis, Damian, and Cady ended up at Cady's house in another seemingly fruitless brainstorming session.

"Guys, why did we think we could do this? We're amateurs," Cady said.

Janis shook her head. She was still intent on getting her payback and was not ready to give up without a fight.

"No, we just have to regroup. Think outside the box," she assured. She knew there had to be something else that they could do.

Damian sifted through Cady's kitchen cabinets, looking for a snack. It was then that he came across some strange looking protein bar with labels in another language.

"What are Kälteen bars?" he asked.

"They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to the kids in Africa to help them gain weight," she explained.

And that was when it hit them. They didn't manage to get rid of Regina's man candy or her army of skanks, so it was her hot body that they'd completely ruin.

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Despite her slim physique, Regina kept talking about how she wanted to lose a few pounds. So, at lunch, Cady gave her the Kälteen bars.

"They're these weird nutrition bars my mom uses to lose weight," she lied.

That was enough to pique Regina's interest.

"Give me it," she said, taking the box from Cady.

She attempted to read the labels, but was unable to due to them not being in English.

"It's all in like, Swedish or something," she said, confused.

Cady nodded.

"Yeah, you know, there's some weird ingredient in them that's not legal in the U.S. yet," she replied.

"Ephedrine?" Regina asked.

"No," Cady replied.

"Phentermine," Regina suggested.

Cady shook her head.

She could tell that Regina was getting suspicious, so she had to make something up on the spot.

"No. It burns carbs. It just burns up all your carbs," she improved. Despite how unbelievable it sounded, Regina seemed to buy it.

"I️ really wanna lose 3 pounds," Regina explained for about the millionth time.

The other three girls were silent, causing Regina to fake cough and give a death glare to Gretchen and Karen.

"Oh, my God, what are you talking about?" Gretchen said, giving into the queen bee's bait.

"You're so skinny," Karen added.

Regina rolled her eyes.

"Shut up," she replied.