Better than Superperv, anyway.

So yeah, we're getting off topic...whatever the topic was. Lollies: Yeah, buy 'em.

You'd be surprised, when it's undone and there's a breeze. If nothing else, my shadow looks cool at those moments (have no idea about the rest of me)

A bit. It doesn't so much billow imposingly as flap ineffectually. More of a greatcoat person than a cape one.

Does a towel count?

Ready to leap into very limited action.

@Wannabe Princess: I get the feeling you need a pervert equivalent of the Bat symbol in the air...the call of the perv...

It would just be prudent to *buy* the 100 chupa chops. The greedy bit comes in trying to eat them all in the space of an hour

Hello one

Right: breakfast & Doctor Who time.

'Two countries separated by a common language' lol

I'll tell you where they end up. Wasted on the floor is where they end up.

The Hansel & Gretel test, eh? As good a way as any for working out what you are lol

*Looks up Magic Porridge Pot*
*Comes across the old 'Story Teller' recording of it*
*Double dose of nostalgia*

The magic bacon sarnie pot? This needs to become a thing.

@fan. True enough, it's the lack of forward planning on someone else's part to ensure that once one fridgeload is gone, another takes its place ha

Empty fridge? 'tis a travesty, I tell ya!

Let's call it a lucky cough/obvious/cough guess

Smooth, soft, stroke-able (and tingly ) skin.

Dedication, that is