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Farleysmom
9 years
Smells like my neighbors figured out how to make really good corndogs. I'm jealous!
Farleysmom
9 years
YES!!! 25 profile views! This is how we do it in Iowa! This is so not a "millenial participation trophy!" Fuck you, KGGO DJ at approximately 1:00 this afternoon!
Farleysmom
9 years
This quiet reminds me of when I'm BHM hunting at McDonald's. Except they have Christian music (fun) and mothers nagging their children to eat their French fries. (Annoying.)
Farleysmom
9 years
This isn't how I thought I'd become a celebrity. I always thought I'd be on "Saturday Night Live." But now, I know that the producers of that show, and pretty much everybody at NBC, are left of Lenin. They fire people for being Republicans. Jay Leno, Chris Farley, and Adam Sandler got fired for being Republicans. I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell. And even if they gave me a chance, I wouldn't work for NBC for all the money in the world.
Farleysmom
9 years
I'm glued to the screen wanting 25 profile views like I wanted states to turn red on election night. I'm watching you. You're watching me. It's erotic. I'm naked. Are you?
Farleysmom
9 years
Let's get my profile views up to 25 at one time! I was the Chairperson of the 2016 Democratic Caucus, and I ended up voting for Trump!
Farleysmom
9 years
I told this Scottish guy in Chat that I have American C-cup breasts, and he left chat to go look that up online without saying good-bye. What an ass!