Farleysmom


Des Moines, Iowa, United States  
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Farleysmom 8 years
26 profile views?! I'm the Queen of All Media! Suck it, Howard Stern!
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Farleysmom 8 years
Smells like my neighbors figured out how to make really good corndogs. I'm jealous!
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Farleysmom 8 years
YES!!! 25 profile views! This is how we do it in Iowa! This is so not a "millenial participation trophy!" Fuck you, KGGO DJ at approximately 1:00 this afternoon!
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Ccwolf60 8 years
How about 26 smiley
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Farleysmom 8 years
Thank you, CCWolf60! I just saw this!
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Farleysmom 8 years
This quiet reminds me of when I'm BHM hunting at McDonald's. Except they have Christian music (fun) and mothers nagging their children to eat their French fries. (Annoying.)
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Farleysmom 8 years
This isn't how I thought I'd become a celebrity. I always thought I'd be on "Saturday Night Live." But now, I know that the producers of that show, and pretty much everybody at NBC, are left of Lenin. They fire people for being Republicans. Jay Leno, Chris Farley, and Adam Sandler got fired for being Republicans. I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell. And even if they gave me a chance, I wouldn't work for NBC for all the money in the world.
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Ccwolf60 8 years
LMAO smiley
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Farleysmom 8 years
I'm glued to the screen wanting 25 profile views like I wanted states to turn red on election night. I'm watching you. You're watching me. It's erotic. I'm naked. Are you?
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Farleysmom 8 years
new post created in fat experiences forum
re: Masturbation
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Farleysmom 8 years
Let's get my profile views up to 25 at one time! I was the Chairperson of the 2016 Democratic Caucus, and I ended up voting for Trump!
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Farleysmom 8 years
That shold really not be a volunteer position open to any slack-jawed yokel. I have also volunteered to get dressed up in hockey gear and get hit with hockey sticks by professional hockey players and assist the fire breather at a Renaissance fair.
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Farleysmom 8 years
This could turn into a huge scandal. LOL
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Ccwolf60 8 years
Sounds like a full time job, smiley
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Farleysmom 8 years
It wasn't. It was one night, and at no time did I have any idea what the hell I was doing. And I did the math incorrectly. I accidentally calculated 11% of some number when I needed to calculate 15%. I don't know. I definitely should not have had that job. LOL
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Farleysmom 8 years
I told this Scottish guy in Chat that I have American C-cup breasts, and he left chat to go look that up online without saying good-bye. What an ass!
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Ccwolf60 8 years
All boobs are great smiley
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Farleysmom 8 years
Oh, gross, they're coming out with Peeps Oreos. I hate Peeps. BHM peep shows on the other hand...
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Farleysmom 8 years
Mmm...Pizza Hut BHM Lover's Pizza. That barely makes sense, but Pizza Hut should still get cracking on that.
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Farleysmom 8 years
Do any other BHM-lovers fantasize about remaking the Def Leppard "Pour Some Sugar On Me" video with fat guys in speedos washing a sports car and getting covered in suds and spraying each other with the hose? Fact: That song is actually based on a song Def Leppard wrote as a joke called "Pour Your Hot Sweat Man Love On Me." I am not making this up.
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