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Farleysmom
7 years
Illegitemus non carborundum est. (Don't let the bastards grind you down.)
Farleysmom
7 years
God help me, I reinforce every negative stereotype about poor Irish people and potatoes. LOL
Farleysmom
7 years
Today is Chris Farley's 53rd birthday. I'm going to watch his movies and "Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley."
Farleysmom
7 years
Farleysmom
7 years
Just had my first blood orange--a very erotic fruit.
Farleysmom
7 years
The Electric Light Orchestra logo is easier to draw than the Chef Boyardee logo.
Farleysmom
7 years
Drawing. I am going to make BHM pinups a thing.
Farleysmom
7 years
Bought a blood orange. Haven't eaten it yet. I want my first time to be special.
Farleysmom
7 years
Ode to Diet Pepsi: "Quaff, oh Quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost twentieth century!" Quoth the Raven, "You really should put some sheets on your mattress."
Farleysmom
7 years
We built this city...we built this city...we built this city on a frozen wasteland! LOL
Farleysmom
7 years
I'm wearing ladies' underpants! (An obscure aND very dated "Saturday Night Live" reference that people outside of the United States definitely won't get. God, that show was good in the '90s!)
Farleysmom
7 years
In the past hour, I have, a) eaten crab rolls with ketchup, 
put a handmade sign on my front door that says, "NO TRESPASSING VIOLATORS WILL BE FORCE FED,"c)put out dog food for a cat that is obviously a lost pet and not feral, and d) almost accidentally flirted with a girl I thought was a guy.
put a handmade sign on my front door that says, "NO TRESPASSING VIOLATORS WILL BE FORCE FED,"c)put out dog food for a cat that is obviously a lost pet and not feral, and d) almost accidentally flirted with a girl I thought was a guy.
Farleysmom
7 years
Farleysmom
7 years
I can't find my "Weight Watchers Before" Polaroid, and I suspect that my ex-fiance sold it to a hobo for a dime. LOL. I LOVE cameras on smart phones!
Farleysmom
7 years
They have really changed CaNada Dry. It sucks now! They need to quit f--king changing the way food and drinks taste! They got it right in the '90s!
Farleysmom
7 years
Cleaned out my dog's food bin so he won't get ergot poisoning. Going to feed and walk him now.
GrowingLover
7 years
A sick puppy is an unhappy puppy. Your furry buddy is lucky to have someone who takes good care of 'em.
Farleysmom
7 years
I am a female feeder/FA gaining unwanted weight. I'm upset. I just hit 200 lbs.
