Deadass427:
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
Morbidly A Beast:
those plastic outdoor chairs are dangerous when they get old they bake in the sun causing the plastic to go brittle, and they tend to shatter into really sharp fragments when sat on, I avoid em doesn’t help when you can’t fit in them in the first place haha
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
Morbidly A Beast:
those plastic outdoor chairs are dangerous when they get old they bake in the sun causing the plastic to go brittle, and they tend to shatter into really sharp fragments when sat on, I avoid em doesn’t help when you can’t fit in them in the first place haha
after a few to many shots ive broken a few..By fabric ones they will handle 400+ pounds n won't break like plastic Lowes has um for 25$ each n have done my drunk ass well worth every penny
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